You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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