I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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