Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
