I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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