btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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