Me too!
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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