I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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