When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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