I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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