It's Friday. Sex?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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