i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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