oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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