? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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