I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
