i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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