my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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