she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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