oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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