i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
