You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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