Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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