hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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