i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i dont even know how to be here
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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