I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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