They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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