She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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