so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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