Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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