I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Randomize
