Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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