There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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