He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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