so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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