oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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