I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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