Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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