Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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