We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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