What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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