you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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