It's just like the Real World with babies
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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