i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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