we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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