Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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