The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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