he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
