the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
