I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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