Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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