About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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