1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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